Blog readers, thank you for sticking with me lately. I enjoy being unpredictable and posting randomly. There have been a lot of great products I want to share with you, but at the same time I don’t want to overwhelm you with giveaways and reviews. I am not that kind of blogger, and I think you know that.

What have I been up to?

BlogHer 2012 is only a few weeks away! How many? I refuse to acknowledge. But close. Probably too close for me to redo my business cards or make a t-shirt with my URL as I had originally planned. Oh well. I have been spending ridiculous amounts of time stalking the #BlogHer12 hashtag on Twitter and making lists of people to meet.

Doing Pilates. Of course.

Being very hungry. Pilates makes me much hungrier. I keep forgetting to account for this and there is never enough food in the house.

Reading other peoples’ amazing posts. Make sure you are following me on Facebook because I post links there and on Twitter.

Cleaning up poop. My son is still not pooping in the potty despite the amount of money I have spent on Amazon buying books about how pooping on the potty is OK. I do not have any book recommendations for you. However, if you are an illustrator of any kind, I would be interested in working on a book with you where I write it and you illustrate. It will be about how pooping on the potty is OK.

Selling ads. Yep, you heard correctly: Conscientious Confusion is now selling ads. I promise that I will only work with companies who fit with my conscientious lifestyle and I will not accept any product advertising that I would not or do not currently use. Also, if you’re another blogger and would like to trade advertising, I’m up for that too! Let me know!

I’m hoping to be back on schedule later this week with a nifty instructional video on how to apply crystal deodorant.

I’d love to hear in the comments (or Twitter, or Facebook) what other topics you’d like me to cover in the days before the BlogHer madness starts. Ideas?